I finally got the stories more or less "completed" around here. Titles and everything!

So the deal is, everytime you reload this page, you should see two randomly selected stories from this website. If you don't see something that catches your fancy, reload the page, and next time around you just might see something you'll want to read. Enjoy!

The Stolen Cow Caper
How a bunch of idiots stole a big bulky 800lbs thing because it was cool

Back in my troubled youth, my friends and I used to like stealing things. Not your typical stolen stuff, like stereos, shoplifting and the like, but unusual items, such as lawn ornaments, certain boxes that sit by the side of the road, (hey, I didn't participate in that, I swear!), and other assorted sundry that people don't expect to be stolen. Some items in our stolen loot included bar chairs, bar stools, signage, glasses of all types, pitchers, and more.

The highlight of our stolen spree came during my first year at University. The object - a cow. The people involved - us, the police, the Ottawa Citizen newspaper, and a very disgruntled furniture shop owner.

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Fear Loathing and Lost in Montreal

Back when 21 seemed a distant age in the future, some friends and me decided to go to Montreal on a Sunday to catch an Expos baseball game. There was Jeff, Joel, Jay, and another guy who's name I forget. From Ottawa, it was about a 3 hour drive, so we all hopped into Joel's car at around 11 am, and off we went.

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Photos from Algonquin Park
Photos from my trip to Algonquin Park this fall with my Mom and two brothers.

Random Rants

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Tools I Use
The tools I use to build websites and lead a tech life.

Not So Funny Stuff

Feeling U2
They were "my band" growing up. And they changed. Too much.

The Landlord from Hell
Meet the Original Landlord from Hell

Life and Times at Cafe Wim
My first "coming of age" hangout that was all my own, and the memories tied to it.

Walking the Dog, or "Travels with a Bitch".
Weird art, strange neighbours, and evening sounds, walking the dog.

Funny Stuff

Snatcher of the Tide
Catcher in the Rye, Mark Style.

The Euro Odd_essay
Europe changed my life. Some bad, some good, some funny. Here's the funny!

Things I Did as a Kid
A crazy kid - all before I was 5 years old.

A Night in the Market
The Byward Market sees nearly naked idiots!

Making Snow for the Fortress
One of the worst jobs I ever had... till I got out.