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I finally got the stories more or less "completed" around here. Titles and everything!
So the deal is, everytime you reload this page, you should see two randomly selected stories from this website. If you don't see something that catches your fancy, reload the page, and next time around you just might see something you'll want to read. Enjoy!
Life and Times at Cafe Wim
Originally published June, 1995
Café Wim was my favourite place to be in Ottawa. I hung out there long before it was trendy. I drank my first real beer there, an import behemoth called Chimay - a Belgian 12% alcohol beer that kicked you pretty strong (prior to that, I drank stuff like Labatts Blue and Molson Canadian). I had my first cappuccino at Wim. I had my first espresso at Wim. I honed my backgammon skills at Wim. Wim was the kind of place where people didn't judge you, no matter what your political social, or sexual preferences were. I loved that place.
The Stolen Cow Caper
How a bunch of idiots stole a big bulky 800lbs thing because it was cool
Back in my troubled youth, my friends and I used to like stealing things. Not your typical stolen stuff, like stereos, shoplifting and the like, but unusual items, such as lawn ornaments, certain boxes that sit by the side of the road, (hey, I didn't participate in that, I swear!), and other assorted sundry that people don't expect to be stolen. Some items in our stolen loot included bar chairs, bar stools, signage, glasses of all types, pitchers, and more.
The highlight of our stolen spree came during my first year at University. The object - a cow. The people involved - us, the police, the Ottawa Citizen newspaper, and a very disgruntled furniture shop owner.
Photos from Algonquin Park
Photos from my trip to Algonquin Park this fall with my Mom and two brothers.
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|OTHER STORIES AROUND HERE
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The Landlord from Hell
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Walking the Dog, or "Travels with a Bitch".
Weird art, strange neighbours, and evening sounds, walking the dog.
Snatcher of the Tide
Catcher in the Rye, Mark Style.
Fear Loathing and Lost in Montreal
Lost in Montreal, and Scared Crazy!
The Euro Odd_essay
Europe changed my life. Some bad, some good, some funny. Here's the funny!
Things I Did as a Kid
A crazy kid - all before I was 5 years old.
A Night in the Market
The Byward Market sees nearly naked idiots!
Making Snow for the Fortress
One of the worst jobs I ever had... till I got out.